Physicians' Opinion

I got this e-mail this morning and had to share it with you. It sums up the current situation pretty well.

Physicians' Opinion of the Financial Bail Out Package:

Allergists voted to scratch it,
but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
and Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
and Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while Radiologists could see right through it.

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists rated it was a step forward,
yet Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists believed the idea was a gas,
and Cardiologists just didn't have the heart to say no.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a******s in Washington .