A friend sent me these today. While I wouldn't recommend more than a few of them to actually go on your church's marquee, they're pretty clever and good for a chuckle.
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."
"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
"Under same management for over 2000 years."
"Soul food served here."
"Tithe if you love JESUS! Anyone can honk!"
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?"
"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
"Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary."
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
"What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"
"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."
"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday."
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."
"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"Christians, keep the Faith...but not from others!"
"Satan subtracts and divides. GOD adds and multiplies."
"If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard."
"To belittle is to be little."
"Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."
"GOD answers kneemail."
"Try JESUS. If you don't like HIM, the devil will always take you back."
"A cheerful heart is good medicine..." (Prov. 17:22a)
5 comments:
I like those! Especially the first one lol!
I would LOVE to put the last one up, but I bet it would offend a lot of people. I guess that's better than going to hell though.
I saw one near our church yesterday that said:
"Feeling taken for granted? Imagine how God feels!"
Sigh...
We don't have to imagine how he feels... He's told us!
Those are so funny! Thanks for sharing! :)
I love those! They are good ones, some I have even seen on boards or heard before but they are good :)
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